Sunday, May 6, 2012
In going over the stats for this month's Monthly Report, I realized that I was sick pretty much all month long. And do you know who I blame? I blame Eliza Ruhamah Scidmore, one of those meddlesome 19th century lady busybodies, and her partner in crime, First Lady Helen Herron Taft. Because of these two, Washington D.C. is virtually crawling with cherry blossom trees and I spent pretty much all of April sneezing my brains out. Way to go, ladies. Couldn't you have just built a goddamn school or started a book club like all the other "civic improvement" types?
Anyhoo, here you have it: running the numbers for my April. WARNING: There is some math involved.